That Wasn't Very Data-Driven Of You — Calligraphy

One sentence, stacked one word at a time, centred and set in a formal calligraphic italic — the typeface of wedding invitations, place cards and certificates of achievement. It reads: THAT wasn't very data-driven of you. The gap between the words and the lettering is the whole joke. The sentence is internet-speak — the "that wasn't very ___ of you" construction, faintly passive-aggressive, the sort of thing typed into a group chat with a full stop at the end. The lettering is the most ceremonious thing a printer owns. Putting a mild public telling-off into the typography of a formal invitation makes it land like one: engraved, unhurried, and impossible to argue with. The line breaks carry the tone. One word per line is how the sentence is actually said out loud — deliberately, each word landing before the next — and the opening THAT is capitalised because that is where the stress goes. No chart. Its sibling design puts the same line over a scatter plot with the crime drawn on it. This one does not explain itself, because a sentence this passive-aggressive should not have to. For data scientists, analysts, statisticians, and anyone who has watched a decision arrive wearing a chart it did not need. Printed in white on dark or black on light.