Which One Are YOU? — Four Whimsical Distributions T-Shirt

Four whimsical probability distributions arranged 2x2, headlined: "which one are YOU?". Each panel is a distinct math joke that lands once you read the caption: - paranormal — a three-mode mixture density shaped like a ghost (eyes, "oh" mouth, wings). - Cauchy cat — a cat with a runaway curled tail; the Cauchy distribution famously has tails so heavy it has no defined mean. Couchy. - fishy-poisson — Poisson(λ=3) bar chart with little fish swimming above each bar (poisson is French for fish). - buy-no-meal — a 3-step binomial tree where each leaf shows the outcome as a row of burgers (bought a meal) and empty plates (didn't). For statisticians, data scientists, anyone with a soft spot for distribution memes, and people who appreciate that "binomial" sounds exactly like "buy-no-meal" when you say it slowly enough. Minimal monochrome line art. Vector design — sharp at every print size.