Heavy-Tailed Distribution Cat — Statistics Joke T-Shirt

A probability density function with a literal heavy tail. The cat IS the distribution: a sharp rise on the left, a long slow decay on the right that extends across the shirt like a Cauchy tail refusing to die off. Vertical axis through the mean, x-axis along the bottom — all the chart furniture a statistician needs. For data scientists, statisticians, quants, actuaries, risk managers, ML researchers, and anyone who has ever had to explain that yes, the variance really is infinite. Pairs well with regressions you don't trust and bootstraps that just won't converge. Minimal line art in white on dark or black on light. Vector design — sharp at every print size.