A statistical reframe of the classic normal/paranormal joke. Most paranormal-distribution shirts show two stacked panels — top is a bell curve, bottom is the same curve drawn as a ghost. Two panels, same joke twice. This one is different. ONE chart, two axes: - x-axis ("normal") carries a clean Gaussian — the marginal density of how normal you are. - y-axis ("paranormal") carries a three-mode mixture density shaped like a ghost with wings, eyes, and an "oh" mouth — the marginal of how paranormal you are. - A small "YOU?" marker sits somewhere in joint-distribution space. The joke: normal and paranormal aren't opposites. They're orthogonal axes you can be measured on independently. Everyone plots somewhere on the (normal, paranormal) plane. For statisticians, data scientists, ML researchers, anyone who has ever made a bivariate joke at a Halloween party, and anyone who appreciates a deadpan stats pun that survives second-order scrutiny. Minimal monochrome line art. Vector design — sharp at any print size.